Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.
I’m so fucking stressed out and I’m dealing with it by ignoring everything I should be doing.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
I fucked up.
My stream of consciousness is one long game of Cards Against Humanity.
Do you ever just want to tell someone you appreciate them for something but you think the something is stupid so you just don’t say anything.
So my goal of swiping my V Card while I was 19 failed, but I’m not even sad in this moment because I had an incredible start to my 20th birthday with my awesome new friends.
Being an RA is fairly terrifying.
This has been a really interesting week. I think this is a year for positive change in Timmy Land.