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Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.

My other favorite line from patrons:
“It’s late. Can’t we get in for free?”
Why ever in the jizz loving FUCK would I be sitting at a cash register at this very moment, staring at your sorry, shifty ass if I weren’t supposed to be charging you?

Pardon the profanity I’m heated.

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1 day ago

I’m good for my facial reactions and nothing else.

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1 day ago
raspberry-ocean:

doctorpotterlock:


ladyhistory:


BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.


I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF


Yes

raspberry-ocean:

doctorpotterlock:

ladyhistory:

BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

Yes

(Source: mickey-magical, via basssectionofone)

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1 day ago

for-the-thrill:

lioncheat:

there are legitimately tears streaming down my face

I usually don’t reblog videos but I died watching this

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via downinadelaide)

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1 day ago
Got my hair to cooperate for ten seconds of my life.

Got my hair to cooperate for ten seconds of my life.

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3 days ago
So this just happened on the today show and I’m dying.

So this just happened on the today show and I’m dying.

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3 days ago

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via pizza)

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3 days ago

I’m trying really hard to come up with a poster idea for a Christina Perri concert this weekend and I just came up with, “Be my forever for a thousand years.” which was great in theory since that’s two of her songs combined but too bad FOREVER IS LONGER THAN A THOUSAND YEARS AND IT MAKES NO SENSE.

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3 days ago

I’ve always been a goodie two shoes in school and got along with my teachers pretty well and one time in second grade my teacher takes me out to the hallway and to my surprise tells me that another kid said I hit him and I was like what to heck I never hit this kid I don’t even talk to him so then my teacher asked him again if I actually hit him and he said no and he just wanted to see me get in trouble and I just remembered this now and I’m really agitated.

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4 days ago

No you don’t get it this song is fucking SUBLIME.

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4 days ago

I hate when in meet and greets they take the pictures for you on THEIR cameras and then wait forever to upload them like what to heck it takes literally two minutes to plug in an sd card and put them on the internet.

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5 days ago

This country’s fascinations with guns and spanking will never ever make sense to me.

Unpopular opinion I know. And I know the two have nothing to do with each other I just saw articles about both.
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5 days ago
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