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Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.

I’m so fucking stressed out and I’m dealing with it by ignoring everything I should be doing.

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19 hours ago

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

(via ivecome-undone)

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19 hours ago

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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(via 420dongsquad)

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2 days ago

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via can--i--get--a--hell--yeah)

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1 week ago

My stream of consciousness is one long game of Cards Against Humanity.

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1 week ago

Do you ever just want to tell someone you appreciate them for something but you think the something is stupid so you just don’t say anything.

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1 week ago

So my goal of swiping my V Card while I was 19 failed, but I’m not even sad in this moment because I had an incredible start to my 20th birthday with my awesome new friends.

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1 week ago

Being an RA is fairly terrifying.

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1 week ago

dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

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(via ill-be-your-levee)

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1 week ago

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via ill-be-your-levee)

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1 week ago

This has been a really interesting week. I think this is a year for positive change in Timmy Land.

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2 weeks ago
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