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Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.

So much emotional shit to handle in one night.

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1 day ago
jesus:i died on the cross for your sins
me:aint nobody tell u to do that tho
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1 day ago
I can honestly say I’ve never felt more attractive in my life but
HOLY SHIT THESE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT ON MY MOM HIPS AND MY MANHOOD AND IF I WAKE UP WITH ONE OF MY TESTICLES STILL IN TACT TOMORROW THAT WILL BE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

I can honestly say I’ve never felt more attractive in my life but
HOLY SHIT THESE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT ON MY MOM HIPS AND MY MANHOOD AND IF I WAKE UP WITH ONE OF MY TESTICLES STILL IN TACT TOMORROW THAT WILL BE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

Posted
3 days ago

If I should be so bold
I’d ask you to hold my heart in your hand
Tell you from the start how I’ve longed to be your man

But I never said a word
I guess I’m gonna miss my chance again

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Posted
5 days ago

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via my-unfathomed-constellations)

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5 days ago

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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(via tvshows-ruined-mylife)

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Posted
5 days ago

I’m sorry.

Posted
6 days ago

Sittin’ on the dock of the bae.  ;)

Posted
6 days ago

Apparently a resident on a different floor has a crush on me and apparently some of my own residents have said that I’m attractive.

There is no way in hell I’m dating a resident but it’s refreshing that people find me attractive I guess.

Posted
1 week ago
aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

(Source: memecollection, via whispersnakeplace)

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1 week ago

So tonight was fairly disastrous.

Posted
1 week ago

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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(Source: kewlichijou99, via officialwhitegirls)

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1 week ago
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