Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.
So escorting the Newhouse family was all an elaborate prank and instead we got to meet Oprah. I got fucking duped by my own college.
So in a matter of hours I will be escorting the Newhouse family to the ribbon cutting of the new studios in Newhouse. And I will be standing mere feet away from Oprah Winfrey.
I’m going to forget about the rest of the shit going on my life and enjoy the hell out of this, because this is fucking cool.
I’m not a cryer, but I’m wearing glasses over contacts today because it’s going to be a stressful day and it might just happen.
So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.
Shit I just saw the resident that is interested in me and now we’re going to Starbuck’s tomorrow and I have to politely let them know that I’m not going to date a resident.
This is in no way going to be a good time.