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Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.

Life is actually just a reality television show.

I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

(Source: videohall, via prismspalette)

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via pizza)

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15 hours ago

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via tr-xsh)

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athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via ayeanso)

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jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

(via thnksfrthhlda)

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vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

(via dav3xroad)

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via tardistrek)

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wifipasswords:

I can’t believe two thousand years ago on this very day Jesus hatched from an Easter egg

(via easytofall-tobreak)

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2 days ago
Printed and hanging already not sorry.

Printed and hanging already not sorry.

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2 days ago

Do you ever wish it were tomorrow so you could break out that fly ass outfit you’ve been waiting to wear?

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: saddest69, via ill-be-your-levee)

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