Tim/Timmy/Timothy. 19.Life is actually just a reality television show. I'm obsessed with Jason Mraz, Haley Reinhart, Kris Allen, Christina Perri, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Karmin.
So much emotional shit to handle in one night.
|jesus:||i died on the cross for your sins|
|me:||aint nobody tell u to do that tho|
I can honestly say I’ve never felt more attractive in my life but
HOLY SHIT THESE PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT ON MY MOM HIPS AND MY MANHOOD AND IF I WAKE UP WITH ONE OF MY TESTICLES STILL IN TACT TOMORROW THAT WILL BE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
If I should be so bold
I’d ask you to hold my heart in your hand
Tell you from the start how I’ve longed to be your man
But I never said a word
I guess I’m gonna miss my chance again
Sittin’ on the dock of the bae. ;)
Apparently a resident on a different floor has a crush on me and apparently some of my own residents have said that I’m attractive.
There is no way in hell I’m dating a resident but it’s refreshing that people find me attractive I guess.
So tonight was fairly disastrous.