I was trying to organize my Jason songs and this happened and I’m extremely uncomfortable rn and I’m freakin.
Justin Bieber is absolutely a douche with no respect for other human beings but damn I am jealous of his hair game.
Today when I was out with my mother I saw 1) two cars chasing each other like fucking swerving in and out of lanes between other cars at super high speeds and throwing FUCKING BOTTLES OF WINE OUT OF THEIR WINDOWS AT EACH OTHER to the point where we called the police because someone was gonna get killed and 2) one person throw their trash out of the window and onto the road, which was about 4 empty coffee cups and ten napkins and I just hate people.
i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass
What’s black and white and blood orange all over?
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment
"What if he turns out to be a child molester in ten years?" - My mother on why I shouldn’t get a Jason Mraz tattoo.